甘霖老母赶羚羊 来年羊毛超级卖
草枝摆啊赶羚羊 赶羚羊啊草枝摆
庭院织芭为君开 都兰山晓金桔摆
山摇地动舟渡岚 老积埋啊老积埋
金桔摆啊老积埋
I live in BDR, Bandar DiRaja. Ah Longs are common here, Ah Bengs and Ah Lians also live here. We greet people with unique ..|.. hand gesture. We greet your mom if you stare at us. We cucuk your car if you hog the road. We invent innovative double parking technique. One way street here means one-&-the-other-way street. Welcome to Bandar DiRaja, the town with largest Gagak population and second largest human population in this BullehLand. Nothing is impossible here.
hmmm... wat an x file?? may b tat area is a valley, or may b it's "something" else (phew, just passed lunar july)...
Although i just made a BIG decision recently, but do i really need to start blogging bout "life is like a toilet"??!! n my new job sounds to me that i m gonna "philo" my customers wit such "theories" too, oh gosh!! tell me what is life then...
Of course it's not the time to relek… battle is still on... I am still battling a half-accomplished mission.
i looked inside...
eh!! is it there??
Rushed into the shop, the shopkeeper looked at me one kind – what is this siaokia doing here? Of course mah, I don't look like a guy who would shop in such feminine shop one, selling all kinds of lady's bags. What to do??? For the sake of buying “insurance” for my mid-term investment, hopefully it's worthy for my ROI in errrr…. 9 yrs time.
I then popped up in front of the female shopkeeper, showed her the picture from my PDA. Immediately she went to a locked stock drawer, came back with the wristlets, not only 1 but 3 in different colors. Bingo! That's what I was looking for!!! to further confirm, i asked her to give me a ruler 7" the width n 4" the height. PERFECT! all ngam, just like wat described in the picture! looked at the price tag - NT 2040. err... how much har?? then she converted to USD – USD 68!! Oh gosh, looked like my mission was going to be a misery. Commander (the in law) told me the ceiling price I could go was USD 48! USD 20 extra = RM 75. Well well well, definitely failing the mission is not what I wanted after overworked myself in shopping from US, to IAX Airport, then LAX Airport and flying across the Pacific Ocean to TPE… I then called to the commander, she answered with blur blur sound… hehehe early 6+am KL (hope she is not halfway "making" another "long-term" for me). I told her the price, and I was relieved with her next instruction – cancel the mission!!! Whahaha… that means, I did NOT fail my mission, but was “instructed” to abandon the mission!
So, I declare MISSION ACCOMPLISHED and VICTORY!!!
Just ngam ngam the time to depart. I mah happily go check in.
"Mr Jacko, we upgraded your seat to First Class at seat 3K." Wahahaha... I got rewarded right away on my accomplishment!!!