I live in BDR, Bandar DiRaja. Ah Longs are common here, Ah Bengs and Ah Lians also live here. We greet people with unique ..|.. hand gesture. We greet your mom if you stare at us. We cucuk your car if you hog the road. We invent innovative double parking technique. One way street here means one-&-the-other-way street. Welcome to Bandar DiRaja, the town with largest Gagak population and second largest human population in this BullehLand. Nothing is impossible here.