Sunday, June 24, 2007

命運的吉他

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darn funnie... it even came out in tw news... i hv nvr seen the ori mv by 阿吉仔, but if u follow the news, looked like the dog "cloned" the posture exactly!




Friday, June 22, 2007

Back From Lifeless Place, Getting Back My Life!

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YAHOOOOO!!!!! finally!!! i m OUT from this bloody idiot place, full wit ghosts... white n black all varieties suma ada... n 1 f*** belakang mari 奸鬼!! well, anyway, i m leaving now, who cares...


anyway, it's better to blog bout some self-entertainment blogging than ngee ngee ngam ngam bout bad stories...

ok, let me review back how i started my hell journey here... i arrived at hotel wit this:


then i m like shopping cart tat everyone dump their stuff to me...


n my "mom in law" (mil) never fail, buy 3 pair of shoes for herself n my "fiancee"... n of course i must keep them in good shape la, kenot squeeze one n must make sure safely delivered to mil one... so i then walked walked in katy mills n got myself this for mil's ninewest. n of course as a "good planner" sure my plan is "scalable" n "expandable"... so i end up wit "double capacity" compared to when i arrived here:


well... very unfortunate, ahma told me her order was cancelled by idiot citibank... n no more shoes for me to carry back... so my investment on the bags are basically a waste... so i end up squeezed all the stuff into the ori big one tat i brought here, n hv all other gadgets handcarry wit the new luggage i bought for ahma shoes... veli bohpian, i hv no time to rescue the situation as was like a ghost buster here battling wit all ghosts alone...


n even hv no time to meet wit a devil, the female devil fr AP. ohya... the female devil hor so incidentally stayed neighbor to me on her first nite at room 303 (mine was 305)... then she scare i see her in/out wit angmo kia n then 8 to the whole AP, so the nxt day she immediately moved to somewhere far far fr me, the 8kua paparazi... hihi... she will onli read this earliest nxt tue, i can say watever i wan to hv the damage done first must use evil method to deal wit devil one, who asked her caused me forgot to eat my ice cream... melted like milk water when i realized...

this one was recommended by one of the ghosts, said their famous ice cream wor... my previous job successor told me not so fantasy... i still ate some even it melted, not bad la, so nxt time whoever come to hell, can go convenience store n get one to try... i dun see any ice cream stick, so unless ur hotel got minibar, else u must finish the whole thing.

now in lounge waiting kuanyin ma's "flying carpet" to arrive at 1:40am here LAX = 3:40pm KL to take me back to heaven... the ghosts tried to hold me down to suck all my blood till i die, causing me to miss my domestic flight, but kuanyinma always b wit me one, i gotta catchup the next flight 50min after the ori flight... n kuanyin ma oso oledie sent me some good food to eat... yum yum... another 24hrs i will b eating bkt, then hokkien mee, kuluyok, 上汤lala etc etc...

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Boring Life, Making Fun

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almost forgot bout this... phew~ luckily din delete it as i was doing housekeeping on my pda...

this happened b4 my last biz trip. on the last day b4 i terbang to cowboy town (again), i wen out lunch with my pretty aunties group. we walked all the way fr opis, passed thru klcc cc, tunnel, suria then lrt, finally arrived at a shanghai restaurant in avenue k... it's a long sifu 龙师傅 (1 U n midvalley) punya branch...

nothing special lar... except one of the young aunties kept on asking me to sit facing outside so can see chicks... we mah ordered la, goldfishing around while waiting for the food to b served. i was abit exhausted n sleepie... then i incidentally found out 1 gentleman opposite of me kept staring at one of the aunties, err... full wit faith n luv like luv at 1st sight ... i mah then quickly verified if the auntie got "ppl" today... takda wor, then how come the gentleman looked at her like his savor o kuanyinma??? oooo... tat proved auntie still got strong radioactive n electromagnetic field leh, "short circuit" the guy till he behtahan leh... she din even look at him eye to eye, but the guy still kena short till dunno who is laopeh laobu!!

i mah continue looked at him la, then he noticed me, quickly pretend looked outside, then turned his head to talk to his fren... n so lucky to ease his embarrassment, his food was served at the same time, so he mah keke pretend eating wit full concentration lor... nah, pretending...

since this is veli good news, i mah told the pretty auntie lor... old like still got admirer... who knows she so langsi, she boh suka lang wor... y leh??? she said he look like watersoil 水泥 guy wor, nvr seen him in san francisco, n she wan onli angmo wor... this is y every morning she sat in klcc san francisco for almost 1 hr to fish angmo... occasionally try her luck at citibank punya branch... individual preference la, so bohpian lor... sorry to the gentleman... i just wonder if tat day the auntie "ppl", i think he might hv been walk over n say to auntie: "sweetie, may i know u?"... hahahaha

Monday, June 11, 2007

Again, To The Lifeless Place

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again, i m in this no-life land, Hou, Tx.

after 6pm, all shops start tutup pintu liao... so no where to go except hotel room. nothing much to do, so mah post some pics. i din bring camera, but my 2mp pda.

flight full, din get a chance to sit at my favorite seat 6A... my seat was 9C, a kiasi seat which i think is suitable for s'porean, y leh?? see pic nxt, 'cos it's a row right after the emergency exit... so if osama in the plane, i would b the 1st one open door n jump out... not a nice seat, cos u hv no compartments at the back of front seat to keep ur stuff...


i got a darlie sat bside me... but the photos not about darlie's hands, but the champainge... kenot see clear hor... actually i just felt veli nice, when the sun shined on the glass wit the bubbles in the champainge... just tat my pda couldn't capture the detail, err... may b my skill oso...


here's my hotel room... again, nothing fancy (there's nothing exciting in this boring cowboy place!), the room just a typical hotel room comes wit a LCD tv, the tv bundles wit a set top box wit in house channels. also wit av in/out, but i can't use it as the set top box controls the entire tv... later will chck if i bring my mini toolkit wit screw drivers, will try dismantle the set top box n connect my pmp to the av in/out so i can watch my series... hihi, hopefully i dun damage the thing...



then i took the car key, drove out to familiar myself wit left hand driving, here's my rented pontiac G6... collected it fr airport, 1st time drive, middle in the dark of around 12+am... so far hv not turned into wrong lane yet ... anyway, not an impressive car, mine fd2 da best!!

then parked my car back to hotel garage... walked to shopping center galleria for meal. saw this flagship store, quickly ran in to look for new toy, the iPhone, apparently not out yet... onli launch on 29 jun which i oledie sayornara here... sorry to my bro in law... he asked me to get 1 for him.

had my meal @ cheese cake factory. it's a very "norm" restaurant for everyone in my company who travel here to visit one... ohya, forgot to tell that i was asked for ic passport when i ordered wine... i still young leh... wahahaha...

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Ba Chang aka Dumpling at TPE

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Owe ahlong money, so run out of country to wash big biscuits 洗大饼... hehe... Hv been in TPE couple of times, but everytime this restaurant oso close one, no chance to try the food... not tat it's special n worth trying, nor any sexy babe pretty taukeh soh operate the business like its name suggests, 美人蕉... but just tat wanna taste if taiwan cook is similar to m'sia one, n it would b the last genuine chinese food i would get! after this would b hai~~ torture my stomach...

looked at the menu, wanted to try the 牛肉面 but suddenly saw 台式肉粽! since i will b in ulu ulu place tat definitely will not get bachang, summore now bachang festival, n my mom no longer bao bachang for 2 yrs liao... then i changed my mind to get myself this big bachang...

p/s: notice o not, the chopsticks say 开普登, the restaurant say 美人蕉... the taukeh cut cost cut till curi chopsticks fr other restaurant...

not bad... quite yummie, not so salty... 1 thing different fr our bachang is it came wit a type of sauce. err... taste like dimsum sauce but not so sweet... sweet n salty.. may b is xo sauce, or imperial sauce... if u r travelling soon n transit in TPE, get urself 1 bachang...

oh~~ fast fast finish work ler, not even 24hrs i oledie behtahan liao... writing this blog lagi makes me think of bachang again!!! pat tor yao liao!!!!!!!! anjua ho???